Sometimes I feel like tumblr doesn’t even care about sports.
99.9% of tumblr:
I’ve reblogged this 5 times and just realized it was John Green
Someday you could scroll past a Fez
never gonna happen
i bet Twelve would scroll past a fez
I’ll throw away all of my blades. It probably won’t get that many notes, but if it does I’ll keep my promise.
Hush little babies, don’t you cry
He was a winchester, you knew he’d die
“Challenge accepted!” — phandom.
omg this is still going
Well, of course. You challenged THE PHANDOM.
DID WE BEAT JENSEN ACKLES YET
It’s like a rule that you have to reblog if it appears on your dash
6, 451, 413 notes WHAT!!!?
we must ALWAYS reblog this when it shows up on our dash
CLOTHING LIFE HACKS
My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.
Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
There’s a very broad appeal to ‘The Hobbit’ age wise. (X)
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
the fact that she fits in perfectly.
I have been waiting all year to play this.
over and over agaaaain awyeaaah
what are you talking about i’ve been listening to this all year